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"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

… you’re wrong. I don’t know how yet but one day. So help me…

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via hi)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Astronauts I bet.

(via graffitiballs)

beholdmyrobes:

beholdmyrobes:

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

Well that’s a weird way to make a mimosa

(via nebranska)

The problem

with the Devil

is that for all the horns and hooves 

and for all the dastardly

evil deeds

for all the nights of terror

and hiding what is true

for the pursuit of burning others

he is burning too

- T.D.T.